Ashleyism

So I own two pair of glasses. My newer ones with the good lenses got snapped in half (thank you Lillie!) and the other pair is a good frame but the lenses are from 8 years ago and don't help me at all. So the night before I was supposed to leave for NYC I was completely bugged because I wanted my glasses for Wicked because my contacts sometimes only last a few hours before they start bugging me and I didn't want my eyes bugging me in the middle of a Broadway musical.

So I pulled the lenses out of the broken frame and attempted to put them in the old frame with the bad lenses. They were just a tiny bit too small so I got some superglue and MADE them fit....it worked. And the lenses have a gap above and below them and they just look absolutely ridiculous...but it worked.

And I'm a huge dork.

isms

In the car today Caelan started singing to herself (she does this a lot).

Her first song went something like this

If you have to go potty
Then you better hold it in
Then tell your mom and dad
What you have to do

Her second song

The prince saves the princess
Save save me, I don't have a sword
I can't find my sword because the king locked it in his castle

Ainsley told me the other day "Jesus is a boy but we have to like him anyway"

And we discovered the perfect way to improve your child's reading. Give her a microphone and make her play Rock Band.